What Not: Projicts is Guud, Tyr'd o' Tyrs, Stoopid Haard

... spreeng has sprunged...

... re-zoom'n 'Chronic Aspenitis'...

... a bit acclivatated...

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... un-sully'n the forastashun...

... hawlin' tyrs...

... and hawlin' tyrs...

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... infreekwently endevor'd...

... 'Stoopid Haard'...

... only ben sukcessified twise (that wee no of)...