Thursday, April 9, 2026

To Spring

 Set back in the woods, we recently hiked into a bit of a secret oddity that we hadn't visited in years...

A one-off large relic sandstone rock slab with embedded heavy-duty iron ring
[Roughly 4'x8'x1' @ 150pcf (mauch chunk sandstone) say 2 - 2.5tn]

A logical explanation: A bygone tether for a horse or a mule. Or for that matter anything that needed tethering back in the day (mining remnant). But why such a large and heavy-duty anchor which appears to be purposed more for hoisting the slab as opposed to a hitch. And if so why is it not installed more toward the center of gravity of the slab to better balance the lift? Seems like it is only to be lifted as if hinged opposite end, like a trap door. And why lift the slab, anyway?

A fun explanation: The heavy slab is placed to conceal something beneath. A secret passage into the realm of the underworld? Could be. The slab is located directly within the elevation of the crop line of Loyalhanna Limestone, a soluble karst limestone deposit characterized by several local complex caverns. And if placed to conceal, could it also be placed to retain something from getting out? The heavy iron ring could also be a reinforcing protective barrier against malevolent, "otherworldly" forces otherwise  contained, repelled or controlled by "cold iron".

We're stickin' with the latter.

Further corroboration:

"Zoogs are a race of sentient forest-dwelling creatures... they are mortal
enemies of cats, as they prey upon kittens and are preyed upon in return 
by adult cats... The Zoogs fear and shun a stone slab set with a huge iron
ring... this slab if opened reveals a path that leads down to the realm 
of  the underworld."
                                                                                    - Lovecraftian Lore

(Internet Image)
A Zoog as visualized by animator Richard ('Lone Animator') Svensson

We've yet to spot a Zoog anywhere near the slab.

A third alternative:

(YouTube Video)
'To Spring' (1936)

Happy Springtime

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Covert Cutoff

How 'bout these two old xxx's?* Just under three hours of mid-day trail building to complete a brilliant by-pass. Say 850ft maximum distance taking into account a bit of meandering nuance. Say 240ft relief. Not a bad job considering at least 140+ years between the two of 'em...
(*Add your preferred superlative or expletive)

Built out of necessity. The final several hundred feet of this long traveled six mile route had steadily lapsed into a beyond technical rocky, washed gully. Recently, a few large cross trail windfall trees sealed the final demise. The only solution was a detour. Only one viable route via a ninety degree down ridge diverge to the west.


Woefully, the trail is additionally flanked both sides by a forest of heavy greenbriar thicket. Short of a brush hog, not a particularly appealing project considering all hand clearing...

leave it up to always thinking "our boy Howie" - he picked up a rotary brush-cutter blade attachment for his gas weed wacker... we'd never seen one before...

speaking from the perspective of having cleared and maintained ample trail over the years, all by hand, a most impressive tool... it made short work of the heavy briars...

A rough profile scaled from USGS topo...

Typical routine end result, indistinguishable from a deer trail...

a bit steep and technical... kept it a bit narrow thru the saplings ta' boot, just clearing the bar ends...

ditto a sloping log hop for some final fun and frolic...

 test pilot sent out for the inaugural run...

Nice work!