Saturday, July 17, 2021

Duck Diving

Came across this image while recently wasting time prowling about on-line:

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Big wave surfer and otherwise all-around waterman Kai Lenny 'Duck Diving' an SUP... !!!

That is all the more impressive to us after spending an early morning a few years back getting our ass totally handed to us numerous attempts while trying to paddle out into the beach breaks at California's Huntington Beach - we would have probably had better luck trying to paddle thru a collapsing brick wall. To our credit it was our first (and only ever) surfing experience - first time in the Pacific Ocean as well.

This is a typical surf break (later) that day - Strong Man Matt (foreground) paddling out - he did fine - had quite a bit of east coast surfing experience from a summer or two of working in Maryland's Ocean City. He had given us a pretty cool photo from the time of himself riding a wave with a pod of Dolphins breaking around him - searched high and low for it, but can't locate it. It'll turn up.

Matt a bit impressive. All the good rental boards were out so got stuck with these longboard-style boards with a wide blunt nose. Matt commented as well that they were a bit tough paddling out as they weren't as hydrodynamic as the shorter boards he was used to. Said they rode good once on a wave but were a bit thick and tough to edge. Never found out. Can say that they were light and didn't hurt (much) when they hit ya' on the head while getting rolled and washed back onto beach.

Viewing the afternoon beach and wave action from the Huntington Beach pier. For the time being the only way we personally were getting beyond those breaks with a surfboard was by jumping off the end of the pier (thought about it).

Here's an early morning (around 5am) image from the same spot of a guy with the right idea.

An image we like from a day later at Malibu's Surfrider Beach. Just there for the day hanging out. Didn't try catching any waves but those low, gently rolling barrels appeared a lot more forgiving.

Oh well, was't expecting much of a performance - been thru it all before with other physical endeavors we've since become somewhat of old hands at.

Hey - next life

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Happy 4th America

Go ahead...

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... make his day

Saturday, June 5, 2021

What Not: Water Therapy/Fossils/Goin' Our Way/Mr. Moto

 "... you see, ya' can't please everyone,
so ya' got to please yourself..."


Occasionally ya' get the entire lake to yourself...

...we got it down to a knack

Always the local backwoods river trip...

...worth every bit of effort

We hobbled around nearly eight months, including all summer, last year nursing a fractured kneecap. Seems to be all better - still - between that and cookbook viruses we'll plan to step up our water therapy. 


Muscle Girl Sarah has an eye for this stuff...

(MGS photo)

...aways sees the forest thru the trees


For anyone interested, we're gonna' shut down the website this year - not gonna' bother with renewing the domain hosting and such. We began the site around 2006. At the time there was no YouTube, Vimeo and the like for presenting videos on the internet. We tasked a brilliant guy named Jeff Walter with figuring out a process and have been using Jeff's system up until about two years ago when Jeff retired. With the termination of 'Flash Player' last year the video content has subsequently been unavailable for on-line viewing access. We're forward thinkers around here and really don't care to rehash old work. Considering the archival content of much of the material we may upload selected shorts to YouTube in a private account and link 'em herein - our ongoing contribution to "duty and humanity". However, maybe/maybe not - we're a bit of control freaks and try to avoid being "subjects to the system" as much as possible (we've never had on-line accounts such as FaceBook and such, don't own a smart phone - an old flip-phone will do - have only ever sent probably three texts - don't read 'em either so don't bother - been in Walmart only ever less than ten times - been dealing with the same, solitary Japanese photo-buyer, the "mysterious Mr. Moto", for the past 25 years - he just recently retired, too).

Speakin' of which:

Good luck Mr. Moto - we'll be movin' on... I'm sure we'll be talkin'


"If you gotta' play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta' luck
if memories were all I sing, I'd rather drive a truck..."

                                             - Garden Party (1972)/Rick Nelson

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Rock Monster vs Giant Crab/Das Antarktis Brute

 A few old school stop motion animation projects in the works. We shot this short clip for the purpose of becoming acquainted with some unfamiliar animation software, although, not the software we'll ultimately be using:

Test - 'Rock Monster vs Giant Crab' 

To save time and effort building test models, we picked up two figures on-line:

A "Rock Monster" and a "Giant Crab" to battle it out. Both pretty cool. The Rock Monster has articulating ball and socket shoulder joints, rotating waist and movable jaw. Too bad his hip and knee joints are fixed - we could have assigned 'em a role beyond "stand-in" duty. Still might - we like 'em a lot. The "giant" (swimming) crab is pretty much fully articulating - hinged at each crawling and swimming appendage joint and pincers. He's got star written all over 'em - we've already pegged 'em for a feature role. His OEM pinned plastic crawling appendage joints were a bit loose to hold a pose for animation so we retro-fitted 'em with a custom wire armature "endoskeleton" - we guess he now classifies as a "partially vertebrated invertebrate". We had yet to complete the re-fit so the armature wire is exposed in the above clip. Didn't mess with any studio lighting as well - photographed out back in the garage using ambient daylight. Was an overcast day with floating cloud cover - the reason for the shifting lighting and color. We could have corrected it all in post but f*k that too - we only had the one afternoon available.


We constructed this main feature "Antarctic Cyclopean Ice Beast" over a period of a few weeks:

Probably 95% complete with minor finish and detail work awaiting. Un-happy with the look of his exposed "ice-pick" feet - we're gonna' extend the leg fur down another 4/5 length. Built 1:1 scale per sketched

Constructed a fully articulating metal ball and socket armature which was some fun. Added some 1/8" poly foam and self adhering wrap bandage for attaching the outer fur. The entire prop can be easily disassembled and the joints are all easily accessible for any needed re-tightening. A bit more model building in the works (e.g., Nazi Type VII C subs and Haunebu II saucers).

'Das Antarktis Brute' in its environment.

Pre-planning and development stages - a few months of work proceeding ahead.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Ugly Stick

 "... ya' got'a git someth'n shimmery and shiney fer that fish to go-at when yer ah fish'n!"

                                                                                                                    - Festus Haggen  

                                                      Festus just wrote the book on "fish'n"

An old original 'Shakespeare Ugly Stick' rod we've had since they 
began selling those things, with a just as old Daiwa spinning reel - we
were lookin' for a good backpacking rod at the time

Two Rapala minnows with 1/4oz and 1/8oz Dardevle lures

All we've ever needed for the Yough. We stick solely with hooking small steam natives with the Tenkara rod now'days, but spinning Rapala's and Dardevle's and bait casting the bottom will always be real fishing to us.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Las Vegas Monster

 We've always been a bit fascinated by stop motion photography. Saw the fantasy adventure 'Jack the Giant Killer' first run at the local movie house as a youngster. Six years old and was completely dazzled by the images of the on screen "giants" menacing our hero Jack. Had no idea of the talent nor cinematic process employed to bring the animated creatures to the screen. Could have been real for all we knew. Do recall that the images of the frightful banshees attacking Jack's ship (although not stop motion process) had us checking under the bed and looking in the closet before turning in for weeks thereafter. Mom was no help either, promptly reminding us to "go ahead - keep it up and I'm gonna' tell the banshees to get 'ya" each instance we'd piss 'er off. We'd settle right down.

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We subsequently, and to this day, check out anything stop motion animation. Top of the list is all  Ray Harryhausen's efforts (obviously), down to anything with as little as a few seconds of stop motion in the storyline.

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Ray Harryhausen - the king

Once a bit older we attempted a bit of experimentation of our own. At the time there was zero information nor reference available to the stop motion process. There would be an occasional article in publications such as the "monster" magazines of the times. Problem was, those articles were written mostly for the fans of the genre with very little to no reference to the technical. We wanted to know what these guys ate for lunch. Our efforts went as far as shooting two test reels. Both Super 8mm film format. One reel of color and the other black & white. Both reversal film stock. We also shot one preliminary reel of live action test footage so we could evaluate single frame movement captured over an 18fps (frames per second) frame rate, to later visually sync the animation.

We had no idea how to construct a posable miniature figure. We used a toy army action figure of the time as our prop. The figure had articulating neck, shoulder, elbow, hip, waist and knee joints. We heated and melted 'em a bit and smoothed out the molded features. We then jazzed 'em up a bit, painting a solid blue. We widened the eyes by melting with a heated metal punch, filled 'em with a dab of model glue then painted 'em yellow with black eyeballs. After adding two black devil horns on his head and two black wire frame and cardboard bat wings fastened to his back, we had a decent representation of a 'Harpy' creature a la 'Jason and the Argonauts'.

After anxiously waiting a bit over a week to get our footage back from processing (no instant gratification in those days), we found the results to be pretty acceptable. We shot maybe four minutes of footage - around two minutes of each format (B/W and color). Maybe thirty seconds of actual flying Harpy 
animation, each. We had our Harpy flutter down (maybe six inches), land in a squatting position on the roof of a metal yellow toy taxi (that we found lying on a sidewalk), look left/right (articulating at neck and torso), then fly off again. The scale of the taxi matched the figure exactly. Worked well to give a sense of scale to the shot. We glued some magnets to the soles of the Harpy's feet for stability. He was also fastened to a metal wire rod for aerial maneuver. A second sequence had 'em stand and swing around a scale prop sword to match the live action footage we shot earlier. One of two things we learned was that the wings could have been moved a "beat" faster to give a better representation of flight. The second was that regular movement (swinging the sword about) worked better when we halved the distance of movement (B/W reel) between frame rate of live action and animation which achieved a smoother, fluid and not jerky movement. The B/W footage looked a lot more realistic than the color - both were lit low key. We do have to admit that even our amateur effort looked better than a few of the hideous, cheapskate double-exposure effects witnessed in several low budget Hollywood productions of the era.

Wish we still had those two rolls of film. Unfortunately, they were pitched out long ago (along with everything else) during the "great attic purge".

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A bit of the Harpy sequence from 'Jason and the Argonauts'

The old Bolex 5120 Super 8MM - the single frame exposure capability with (cable) remote control made this a pretty good camera for achieving some low budget animation. Macro focus function. In camera fade in/out. The only drawback was the limited printing capabilities with the Super 8mm reversal film stocks. We would had moved on to 16mm had we proceeded further.

Here's an example no-budget miniature set we currently whipped up. Wire armature figures (we ran low on wire for the bigger guy) - two guys being menaced by a rattlesnake

There were only a handful of guys doing this stuff professionally. Most notably Willis O' Brien (original "King Kong'), Jim Danforth ('Jack the Giant Killer') and the master, Ray Harryhausen (anything he touched). Always working under tight budgets. Often in a small studio fashioned in the back yard garage. We recently came across this short YouTube video compiled from personal test footage animated by a guy named Pete Petersen, a "grip turned animator", who worked throughout the '40's and '50's. Totally unknown to us until now:

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Wow - some great stuff. You can't get any smoother than that. Great miniature set. Superbly lit. We feel that black & white photography lends itself very well to animation - especially when masking in live action. Our personal preference to color photography every time. That is some excellent work. Even more impressive when you learn that Petersen suffered from multiple sclerosis at this stage of his life and was unable to stand continuous, being forced to work from a seated position.

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Here's the 'Las Vegas Monster' sequence from the previous clip edited with some contemporary sound effects - nice work 'Cosmorico'

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Brilliant stuff here. Those are actual '40's  era "strong men" 'ta boot. Gotta' like the catcalls from the gals in the audience. Joe's right up there with 'Clint' and 'The Duke' in our book.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Songs From The Wood...

... makes us feel much better...

A springlike final day to what is appearing to be a short backwoods ski season... hope not... great day with lots of sun and long shadows to set the mood. Unfortunately, leading to this past week's warm up...

... great long climb - say around 700ft rise...

... saddleback cruiser...

... wildlife meadow...

... fun cruisers and steeps on the get-back...  

All could not be lost. We recall once or twice in the (long) past schussing about on Easter Sunday. We'll be making lots of sacrifice and offering to the snow spirits until then...

... here's a tune for start...

Saturday, February 20, 2021

No Two Days The Same

 ... always different... temperature... texture... wind... lighting... weather... time... sound... mood... just like two snowflakes are different... even in the same spot on the same day... always improvising... new snow... old snow... 

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Some pretty good snow conditions the past few weekends. Spent some time assaulting a few local hills with the 6-7/8 Mountain Squad. Around eight miles from the front door. Each around a four to six mile out and back. Around 690ft to 720ft rise over two miles with some intermediate steeps we estimate at around 32ยบ. A few steep technical narrows. Good stuff for our neck of the woods.

Hill 2090

...breaking trail...

... a great long climb through hardwood forest......

... a few hemlock stands...

... rhododendron thickets...

... a long downhill cruiser on the get-back...

Hill 2100

... some long narrow steeps a little over a mile into it...

... 6-7/8 Mountain Squad commandos - Field Lieutenant for Core and Balance (FLCB) and Field Commander for Strength and Conditioning (FCSC)...

... infiltration deep into strategic territory...

... objective reached - unoccupied...

... breaching the interior...

... interior recon...

... disengaged and cruising...

... some good fast steeps...

... leading to a long, narrow and fast technical steep - one or two missteps - no injuries or casualties...

... return to Command Outpost (COP)...

Hill 2063

... some hilltop recon following the long ascent...

... a bit long cruiser returning along the final hilltop approach...

... great conditions this day for this approaching steep - about four inches of fresh overnight powder over probably six inches of the previous week or two's consolidated snow pack - a big deal around here...

... some fun sh*t...

... back at COP - FLCB with Brigadier General for Strategic Planning and Assault (SPA)...

We hadn't touched a pair of skis last year. Prior year we attempted one afternoon with sketchy conditions - got shut down after about 1/2 mile. These days gotta' take the "big" snow days when we can get 'em.