Monday, July 8, 2024

It Don't Have To Be Fun To Be Fun - Episode II

A bit over two miles into a four mile hike-in to our objective lower Yough river launch site situated at the mouth of Indian Creek valley, at confluence with the "mighty Yo". Maybe nine miles down river below the mountain town of "O-hip-o-lee". Our in-house built, "high-tech", but still experimental-phase "kayak and gear trolly" suffers a critical component failure which puts a dead halt to our march. Considering the usual competency of our 'chief engineer in charge of mobility and transportation' we never developed a back-up plan for this situation... now what? 

Subsequent inspection indicates needed repairs beyond our current capability. Considering our meagerly packed "emergency" tooling and hardware, which consisted of one serrated-edged knife with a handle end pommel designed for breaking out vehicle windows if in need of rescuing trapped passengers, we're ill equipped. Also carried the usual repair kit for punctured inflatable tubes. Of no help here. Subsequently, no items such as duct tape, an old inner tube or even a wad of chewing gum - ridiculously simple-sounding items we've used in the past to at least keep us moving until "out of the woods" (literally). 

Takin' a break before the break. The "trolly" totin' a two-man inflatable packed with a second inflatable, paddles, packs and such items. Lots of stuff that no one really wants to carry several miles by hand.

I'm thinkin' "Boy, if we even only had a roll of duct tape!" Which we actually did have - back home in a river repair kit always packed along when canoe tripping. Others are thinkin' too...

Solutions are tossed back and forth. Several suggestions are tried but stall. Muscle Girl Sarah mentions binding the failed connection with a tightly wound cam-strap and all the light bulbs immediately 'luminate... hey, this is gonna work!

Other than one additional temporary stop to re-configure and re-tighten the strapping we continued on unimpeded to the river. 

After a bit of reprimand of chief engineer Howie, we put 'em back to work this week at the drafting table and work bench to resolve the design bugs. Worked great, otherwise.

ICV launch


Time on the river

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Shotgun Men

"Nobody torments an old shotgun man... Nobody!"
                                                                     - "John Beaumont", 'The Rifleman' TV show
                                        S2E29, "Shotgun Man"

Couple decent home defense shotguns we've had for a while. Hallway point and shoot. Lots of fun to periodically take out to the gun range.

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Cimarron Model 1897 "Trench Gun", 12ga.
Remington Model 870, 12ga., 18.5" barrel
Century "Coach Gun", 12ga. S/S
Stoeger "Coach Gun", 20ga. S/S
Stoeger "Condor Outback", 12ga. O/U

Haven't had these out of the cabinet in a while. Almost forgot about the Condor Outback. That Model 1897 is a replica of the old Winchester shotgun. That thing will "rack fire" similar to the later Winchester Model 1912 (or vice versa). Not the best of replicas (don't even think they carry 'em anymore). Right out of the box had trouble with the 'action slide lock' malfunctioning and locking up. Took it to a pretty good gunsmith with the intent for him to disconnect it altogether. He got it working instead (albeit, a bit stiff). The Winchester Model 1897 was favored during WWI for close combat trench warfare. American troops became so prolific and deadly with that gun that Germany protested their use in combat. Hey, shouldn't have started the f*k'n war. Figured the reason why ol' Pop favored the rack firing, longer barrel Model 1912 for small game hunting after experience with the 1897 during WWII.

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'The Magnificent Seven' (1960), "Boot Hill" sequence

Monday, June 24, 2024

Big Bad Bruins

Was a big fan of the NHL Boston Bruins throughout their seasonal playoff runs, which included two Stanley Cup championships, of the late '60's and extending into the mid '70's...

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... this included the big disappointment '70-'71 season when the Montreal Canadiens sandbagged 'em big time in the semi-final playoffs with a monster rookie goaltender named Ken Dryden. Definitely their best team ever (to that time). They were winning games and settin' records left and right throughout the regular season including wins (57) and points (121) while boasting seven of the leagues top ten scorers, four of which surpassed 100+ points. A rough bunch, too, with guys like Green, Sanderson, Cashman, Stanfield, Smith, Orr, Carleton... would fight at the drop of a hat. 

The only drawback those days was the lack of cable television. Internet wasn't even a word. Unless matched up against the local televised Pittsburgh Penguins (SWPA here) or an occasional weekend nationally televised game (afternoon 'ta boot, which blew), until playoff time ya' might get to catch 'em on the tube maybe three times throughout the season, if lucky. 

Had a (usually) dependable alternative though - a small portable transistor radio of which was able to pick up the (Boston) local WBZ radio broadcasts. One major drawback. The radio would receive the broadcast only when positioned at one location within the sanctum of home. This area was an approximate 3ft x 3ft "radio free" zone located within the kitchen. The radio had to be aligned at a specific "azimuth angle".  Wasn't the best reception, and ya' occasionally had to make minor angle adjustments throughout the broadcast. This "zone of reception" was additionally located about 2ft beyond the refrigerator door. Open the refrigerator door and immediate static. Always figured that it had something to do with the interior refrigerator light coming on when the door was opened. Shut the door and all was fine. Wasn't usually a problem there - positioned that close to the (opposite opening) door, ya' couldn't get into the refrigerator, anyway. The folks never complained and always waited until commercial breaks or between periods, if needing to access the "fridge". Besides, was home and not out getting into any mischief, so figured no complaint there. 

Boston was playing the Vancouver Canucks one evening late February, '71. Johnny Bucyk had just put the Bruins up by one goal following a 2-2 tie early in the third period. "OK Mom!" (who'd been patiently waiting) "You can get into the refrigerator now - but HURRY UP!!" Maybe five minutes pass following the goal and subsequent short commercial break. Mom's out of the fridge. The radio is back in position and "on line". "And the score, 4-2 Bruins, we'll be right back!!" announces broadcaster Fred Cusick.

What?!! - it was just tied up! How could it be 4-2?!! Well, the Bruins Ed Westfall scored seconds after the face-off (and 12 seconds after Bucyk's power play goal), all the while mom was tyin' up the fridge.  I'm thinkin' - "F*K! - missed it!!".

Mom, sensing a short break in the action following the score - "Can I put this back in the refrigerator real quick?" - "OK - BUT HURRY UP, YA' MADE ME MISS THAT LAST GOAL!!. She replaces whatever it was, I reset the small table and re-tune the radio just as an excited Cusick's announced "AND THE BRUINS NOW LEAD IT 5-2!!!". I'm now thinkin' "What the f*k - it's only been like two minutes?!!!

Here it turned out that Ted Green scored a third goal immediately after face-off; eight seconds regulation following Westfall, and subsequently twenty seconds following Bucyk,  which set a new NHL record for the the three fastest team goals (twenty seconds regulation). The record still stands to this day.

And missed it all because of mom. And what is ironic is that she was whipping up a Boston Cream Pie.

Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Motile Meditation

 "Meditation in the midst of activity is far superior to meditation in stillness"

                                                                                               - Hakuin Ekaku 

Axis Mundi
Early dawn breaking over "the ridge" - in several aspects the veritable apotheosis of our early AM "under big sky" cycling route. Reaching enlightenment "not through learning, but by unlearning of all preconceived notions of life and reality".

Monday, June 3, 2024

Antarctic Nazis Are Back!

 FROM EDGE OF THE EARTH OCEAN DEPTHS TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!

SEE... Giant creatures born of the beginning of time battle mechanical Nazi horrors spawned of the atomic age!

SEE... Daring aerial Ace play airborne jet-speed tag with monstrous flying beast!

SEE... Mysterious remote island destroyed in fiery nuclear annihilation!

DARE YOU LOOK INSIDE... HERDEGEN'S LOCKER?!!

'Commander Herdegen's Locker - Chapter III, Phantom Island Thompson' 
Running Time: 11min (Approx.)

Lots of fun producing this third installment of the continuing saga of Commander Herdegen's Locker. Is a bit of a challenging light narrative while limiting ourselves to under twelve minutes running time. Sort of an old Castle Films film short style 'one reeler', with narrative excerpted from not a full length feature, but here from a full length work-in-progress spec script.

Other than keyed computer-processed compositing,  this is all stop motion model and miniature prop work. As for the 'creatures', we like to give 'em an old school bit of caricature-type appearance.

Disclaimer:
Music and sound effects we acquired from Pond 5 with licensing. We don't even look anywhere else anymore beyond those guys. They have quite the library. A background plate or two we obtained on-line from content tagged royalty free. All work is "experimental" for on-line/private viewing only. No monetary compensation is involved. Mainly honing our stop motion skills.

Many thanks to our beautiful and talented actress. She's not really a Nazi jet fighter pilot - she just plays one in the movies.

Here's Chapters I and II (descending order) to save ya' from searchin', if interested:

'Commander Herdegen's Locker - Chapter II, Professor Trygg'
Running Time: 10 min (Approx.)

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'Commander Herdegen's Locker'
Running Time: 12min (Approx.)

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Antarctic Nazis will return!

Friday, May 24, 2024

Memorial Day 2024: Ol' Pop

No shortage of WWII veteran influence being a kid growin' up back on the 60's. Nearly every guy over thirty-five years old had served in one unit of service or another. That meant practically every Dad, uncle, schoolteacher, shopkeeper, mailman, ball coach... you name it. Except amongst themselves (we assume) not one ever mentioned a word of the experience. On rare occasion (usually after over indulging a few too many Schlitz or Black Labels) one may sentiment over the friendship or bravery of a buddy who never made it back, but that was it. Nearly all shared an integrity nearly unknown in the current times. 

SSgt Pop, US Army Air Corps, WWII
We're guessin' around 18 - 20 years old

Finally of age to acquire a PA hunting license. That meant acquiring a first shotgun. Received a new single shot, breach load, full choke .410 gauge H&R Topper model. Man - was expectin' at least a 16 gauge slide action. This was a toy compared to all the neighborhood buddies 12, 16 and 20 gauge side by side, over and under and pump actions. Was hesitant to show it to 'em, knowing that they'd scoff at such, which they did (except when in the presence of Pop). No big deal. They're all older guys, so got picked on a lot anyway - was used to the harassment. First year out, and for the time bein' was only allowed to hunt with Pop anyway until thoroughly having undergone his training. And there was method behind his selection of the .410. 

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Harrington & Richardson Topper

Pop hunted a 1940's era Winchester Model (19)12. Internal hammer, 12 gauge. Think it was a six shot magazine. Same model as his preferred service arm. Keep the trigger depressed between rounds and you could "rack fire" almost like an automatic. Came to quickly realize that he was lightening fast and deadly with that thing. First day of small game and we're not long off into the field when two cottontails broke side by side then split reverse direction probably forty-five degrees. He rapid fired off two shots dropping both, all before I even shouldered the Topper (or even realized what was goin' on for that matter). Immediately impressed on my part. He followed up with two quick ringneck kills. All before our first pass the length of the small pasture - and I'd had yet to get a shot off.

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Early 'Winchester Model 12' magazine ad

He wound up shootin' more game that first morning than I did all that first season. And there was plenty of quarry back then. Eventually sensing a bit of frustration coming from my direction, he scheduled more squirrel hunting than usual, which was more forgiving to a slow on the draw kid. All throughout he never suggested another firearm on my part, despite my repeated motion to such, which always went ignored. 

Inexplicably, after much "trial and tribulation", one day everything just gelled as if all happened overnight. Had finally become pretty proficient with that single shot. First time out with the buddies the scoffs shortly became silent. Was matchin' 'em each shot for shot.  

Eventually pop got us a Beagle pup, which, through patience and a bit additional trial and tribulation, we trained into being a pretty good gun dog. Every third house on the block had a hound dog or a few penned up in the back yard. Got her from a neighbors litter, who was also a hunting buddy. Frequently being able to let her run with her seasoned rabbit hound mother quickened that learning curve.

Received Pop's '50's era Winchester .30-30 lever rifle as a pass along for PA deer. He stuck with the Model 12 chambering 12 gauge "pun'kin ball" slugs for the same. Mention pun'kin ball now'days and most will have no clue as to what you're talking about. Conversely, guys weren't runnin' around heavily store bought as well. Camouflage, scoped high-powered rifles and such were for the bad guys (Roy Rogers -  'Springtime in the Sierras' - must of seen it 50 times). Besides, the "krauts" frequently wore camouflage - so not wise to be runnin' around the woods decked as such should you shock one of the former European front boys to temporarily forget where they're at. 

Somewhere in India - SSgt Pop out savin' the world
We're bettin' that frequently lookin' down the opposite end of an Axis gunsight improves your speed and aim as well

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Sunday, May 5, 2024

Living The Infinite Way

 "We are all spiritual beings having a human experience"

                                                                 - Lenny Kravitz

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Caught some early morning talk show on the tube a few weeks back. The panel happened to be bustin' on rocker Lenny Kravitz while screening a short clip of 'em in the gym workin' out attired in leather pants, mesh shirt and boots. Not one mention of the routine he was crankin' out - incline sit ups incorporating barbell pullovers and overhead presses. Appeared to have some serious weight on the bar ta' boot. Looked tough if just an empty bar.

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Also didn't mention that the man is a remarkably buffed sixty years old.

F*k 'em, Lenny

Definitely some Zeppelin and Hendrix influence:

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Orchestrates some brilliant horn arrangements ta' boot:

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Encore - puttin' it all together:

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A modern Maestro