Sunday, October 26, 2025

Halloween Fun '25 With The Goat Man

We were associated years back with a construction project involving reconstruction of an earthen dam servicing Cash Lake, located just north of Bowie, Prince Georges County, MD. The small, fifty-six acre lake itself is sited more or less within the limits of the Patuxent (National Wildlife) Research Refuge. At the time it was (our understanding) that the Refuge was managed by the U.S. Departments of Agriculture and Defense. As we recall, the road-side signage as you approached along Laurel-Bowie Rd (MD197) identified the site as 'Department of Agriculture Wildlife Research Center'. At that time the Refuge was going through transferral to oversight by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), who manage it to this day. The USFWS on site project rep, full of knowledge about the place, noted that the Refuge was originally part of the adjacent U.S. Army depot, Fort (George G.) Meade, now a border site to the northeast. Fort Meade was once the location of extensive military research and testing of chemical and biological weapons. Reconstruction of the dam was part of various restoration and improvements for converting the site to actual "wildlife refuge" status. It was also said to be an occasional (and classified) D.C. area fishing spot of then President George H.W. Bush, so renovation of the fishing dock was also in the plans.  A few previous priority tasks throughout  the overall property involved remediation of various integral "military-grade" contaminated waste sites. 

We always wondered why the military (usually) situates all their chemical, biological, radiological etc. research and testing to locations of much ecological diversity and balance - as example reference Montauk NY>Plum Island>Lyme Connecticut>Lyme Disease. Or in the case of Bikini Atoll and the South Pacific, a tropical paradise. Seems that the more "passing thru" migratory fowl and ocean life the better. Open range nuclear devise testing, such as the low desert north of Las Vegas, Nevada, now housing the Desert National Wildlife Refuge (DNWR), seems prime real estate for these guys as well. Lots of bighorn sheep and desert wildlife there. Now all considered safe for wildlife, swimmers, hikers and people in general. A few residual, but unproven, tales of a strange sitings or occurrence here and there. Strange creatures. UFO's visiting the just up the road to the DNWR - Area 51. Enough to fill an hour of speculative TV fun and cinema frights. But (so far) no giant Japanese lizards nor mutant cannibal hillbillies lurking about.

The Patuxent Refuge was not without its own lore. We heard our share of a strange tale or two while working at the dam project. The majority came from a (local) USFWS site rep who replaced the regular vacationing (and Colorado residing) project manager for a week. He related tales of "mad experiments" occurring within the restricted laboratory involving hybrid animal concoctions. Fun stuff - but don't expect us to believe it. Although, his charge of research specimen dairy cows grazing the roadside pastures, each housing a "trap door" abdomen for sampling digestive content was fact (we can attest to hopping the fence to investigate that claim for ourself).

Further, albeit totally unexpected, assertion came from a local heavy-equipment subcontractor we frequently hired as needed for other projects. He resided just down the road, not more than a mile away and bordering the Refuge. Had lived there since birth. While working with him a short time later on an alternate project, we related a few of the Refuge tales to him. Kind of a rough, no bulls*t character, we expected a "Those guys are full of sh*t!" response. Instead, his eyes got big as tea saucers....

"Oh man... one evening when I was a kid a uniformed soldier came pounding late one evening at the front door. He was armed and serious. He pretty much ordered us the remain indoors. No explanation. This was occurring throughout the neighborhood. We were watching out the windows as several military vehicles circled the block, shining spotlights between homes and thru the woods. After about an hour a line of four or five vehicles passed the house, continued up the street, and then they were gone. Central to the contingent was a large, gated and tarped-over flat bed truck. A bit later, as the neighbors began to circulate, one guy who lived at the end of a side street cut-de-sac exclaimed that he saw them wrangling and loading some large, horse-resembling animal into the flat bed. Un-horse-like, it appeared to have horns like a small buck deer. said that it stood on all fours but constantly rose up on its hind legs to walk. Claimed it was creepy as f*k! A few days later, after repeatedly pressed for an explanation, a Refuge representative stated that a cow had breached the fenced pasture... that's all they would say."

"Huh.... well, OK"

There was no internet back then for second guess. Ya' just went with the assertion and moved on. Took it for what it was worth....

Occasionally people familiar with the stop-motion film work we've posted herein send us an idea or two for a short-story line and a stop-motion creature. All are pretty good. Most all are mythological beings from legend and lore. We subsequently like to further delve into the associated epic narrative. A (bit) recent one was this fellow, the 'GoatMan'. To us a bit captivating tale, to say the least:

(Internet Images)

None of the previous tales related to us ever mentioned a GoatMan character. But he sounds a bit like the critter that was corralled into the back of that covered military truck....

Google Map of the Patuxent Research Refuge. Lots of green space for a GoatMan to hide out. Note Fort Meade to the northeast. Now to compound the fun, note 'NASA Goddard Space Flight Center' bordering to the southwest. Those guys weren't short of tales of UFO's and even Bigfoot stemming from that place...

(Internet Image)
... an on-line image supposedly captured at the Refuge... we'll save that stuff for maybe next Halloween...

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Sale Boats

For Sale

Now need the storage space after a recent minor upgrade, necessitating a bit of major downgrade: 

L - R:
Nova Craft Ocoee OC1 $800
Dagger Pegasus Kayak/SOT $250 SOLD
Dagger Pegasus Kayak/SOT $250 SOLD
Liquid Logic 'Coupe' Kayak/SOT $350 SOLD
Mohawk Maxim OC1 $800

12/16: We opened up enough space by clearing out the 'SOLD' items that we retained storage space for the Ocoee and Maxim. We decided to pull them off the "market" and keep 'em. We were having second thoughts about parting with them, anyway.

Also:
NRS Adventurer SUPs (2) w/ backpacks/pumps/hoses/patch kit $150/each SOLD
NRS 'Big Earl' SUP w/ backpack/pump/hose/patch kit $50 SOLD
Misc:
BPM OC1 Float bags (set), 60", black $50
Double blade kayak paddles (2) $25/each SOLD

Nova Craft Ocoee
Rebrand of a classic Dagger OC1. Brand new condition. Royalex hull. Fully outfitted.

Mohawk Maxim
Brand new condition. An early, short length/high performance OC1 playboat. Royalex hull. Full factory outfitting. Probably not many of these out there. That hard chined/planing-style hull can be a bit squirrelly when "goin' with the flow", requiring constant attention. Fun surf boat when some swift water under it, though. Spins on a dime. That's all we've ever done with it. Best suited for a lighter paddler (maybe <180lbs) our opinion having paddled it.

Dagger 'Pegasus' Kayaks, Sit-On-Top
Excellent condition. Pretty fun. Performed well on Lower Yough runs at Class III levels (say max. 3ft OPG). Also multiple local creek runs. A good introduction boat for aspiring WW kayakers. Surfs well, too. Good boat to have when the only alternative partner for the day is a coerced, boatless, never paddled or seldom paddler. 

Liquid Logic 'Coupe' Kayak, Sit-On-Top
Brand new condition. Bought it brand new with the intent to convert to a photography boat with some alterations we had in mind. Another project that got put along the wayside and never started. Fun. Surfed it a few times at the local Class II play spot. That soft hull will hold an edge, for a sit-on-top. Has a mechanical, lever actuated "drop down" skeg that you can engage for the flats which holds a track very well.

NRS Adventurer SUP
Those two 'Adventurer' SUP's are nine years old. Both developed an air leak (maybe 1" length delamination) in the seam last season. We repaired 'em both with 'StaBond' adhesive and are as good as new. We decided to replace 'em with new boards regardless as we tend to paddle a bit remote locations with long swims involved for return with a damaged board. We've had several inflatable boats over the years (rafts, kayaks, now SUPs) and it's our experience that after around 8 to 10 years of "normal" use to expect issues with glued seams. The 'Big Earl' board had one (maybe two as we recall) minor seam leaks that required only small patches. Otherwise, no punctures nor tears in all - just the usual minor scuffs.

Those BPM float bags are far and away the best bags out there. Halkey-Roberts style air valves - no "beach ball" valves of old. We got that set a few years back from a semi-local guy who was to deliver 36" bags. Never unpackaged them to check before the two hour drive back home after meeting him half way to pick them up. Discovered 60" bags after opening the box. Figured f*k it - was a hassle dealing just to get those. Lesson learned. They're brand new and never used - just have had no current use for 'em. We later found out those bags are manufactured in Britain by 'BPM Whitewater'. We since only deal with them directly. Best float bags and great service. We also discovered that the local guy marked the bags up 2X in price.

Contact if interested. Available for pick up here at the sanctum sanctorum. If reasonable distance we can travel to meet ya' somewhere along the road. We'll (eventually) post these locally on 'Craig's List' as well.

Ocoee and Maxim Specs:

Any updates to the availability of this stuff we'll re-post herein.

Friday, October 10, 2025

MRE16 - Part II

 We added a high performance modification to the Explorer 16...

... installed a 650HP, high torque inboard

Thursday, October 2, 2025

Back To Basics Part II: River Trails

Returned to an old local training route (one of several) we used to frequently paddle years back when striving to master moving water canoeing basics. Probably seventy-five percent of our paddling was upriver over low volume flows sporting usually taxing class I turbulence and class II to II+ waves, drops and holes. The prior tackled alternately head-on and through a combined series of switchback ferries and eddy hopping. The latter always and easily by-passed by tracking or lining upriver along the shoreline shoals - while being fun play spots for practicing tight eddy turns and surfing on the downriver return. Was great training for solving the geometry of an open, rockered whitewater boat. And ya' just need your shorts, shoes, boat and paddle (and mandatory PFD  now'days, which can be stowed).

A bit of fun two to three hour workout and only minutes from the front door. Out and back. No shuttle necessary. 
Upstream ≈ 1 mile. Downstream ≈ 1.7 mile. Say 2.7 miles round trip. Flatwater up to class II whitewater.

Best to tote along a sturdy old 'Carlisle' aluminum shaft/plastic blade raft paddle. Usually a bit of "paddle poling" involved on the shallow upriver. Is a useful walking stick for the tracking sections as well. Saves some wear and tear on the more expensive wooden or composite  paddles.

No fifteen foot waterfalls nor long, desperate class V drops involved. Usually just hard work. Would probably seem pretty lame to most.

No fun to be had here