Saturday, September 21, 2019

King Kemehameha

... took a hike earlier today to check out a recently completed old growth timbering operation - was curious to see what negative impact, if any, it imposed regarding access to an old rock climbing destination of ours...

... once dense woods...

... we know actions as such infuriate the majority, but in reality it's a healthy function for regeneration of the forest habitat; beneficial to all plant and animal alike, right down to the smallest insect... no different than pruning your petunias...

... nature will adapt - seeds will take root and sprout, seedling will give way to sapling, mighty oaks will again rule the roost... our only beef is with the inevitable greenbriar thickets due next spring on this southwest-facing mountainside - but even they have purpose; protecting the young sprouts and saplings from intrusive gnawing critters and varmints...

 ...further explanation is well beyond the scope of our writing, however... go get yourself a GOOD book on the subject...

... we'll adapt just fine as well... hot damn - new ski trails!!...

... so what about impact on the rocks?... actually, made it a bit easier to access...

... while there we captured a few images of this badass crack, 'King Kemehemeha', situated on the 'Kemehameha Wall' of the 'Uberman' boulder... we gave up on this thing a long time ago, but not without trying... about 20ft in height (see grass whip in photo for scale) and overhangs the entire length at least 6ft...

... staying directly within the crack, we'd managed over many (top rope) attempts to sequence the moves (or at least hang from 'em), so we know the holds are there (digit to knuckle-width jams), but linking the thing together in one push is a whole different animal (definitely for us)... we'd had a few local "high performance" climbers give it a shot - they each bailed onto some face holds right of the crack located about 3/4 height... to be honest their crack technique was a bit lacking (first off ya' gotta' tape up), but we'll give 'em credit; heinous mid-Atlantic crack climbs are few and far between - none-the-less all very strong clip-up sport climbers... "why the f*k would ya' wanna' climb a f*k'd up crack when ya' got perfectly good face holds!!"... ha!... c'mon guys - cracks are to climbing what a perfect barrel is to surfing...

... the one guy we know we felt strong enough to work this thing out was a strict "traditional" climber who in no way was gonna' hang and rehearse moves, and insisted on lowering to the ground after each failed attempt - no bailing on any face holds either... it was ground up or not at all... gotta' give 'em a lot of respect for that, but man, that was triplin' the endurance factor for us...

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... hey - the entire time we been typin' this we've been listening to the 'Cars'... forgot how good those guys were... what the f*k happened to modern music...

(You Tube video)

... RIP Ocasek...

... used to share rides back/forth to school with a guy - this was the only 8-track tape he had and his radio didn't work - so we listened to this non stop (when he drove) for two semesters... also, the heater didn't work in his old VW bug so we froze all winter - comes summer and he decided to fix the heater - problem was, now he couldn't adjust or shut it off - so we traveled all spring/summer with heat blasting out the rocker panel located floor vents...

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Old Business

"Hey, finally have a free afternoon -  let's go climb'n..."
"OK - where too?..."
"Haven't been out since April - definitely out of condition - someplace not too potent!..."


"Hey, up the ante -  try this old route - is pretty stiff!"...


"Pretty good, huh? - latch that pocket and you're just gettin' busy!..."


"Is a bit old route - that tree grow'n from the base of the stone wasn't even there when first put up!..."


... gotta' love a few of the old 'one off' hangs and the folks that enjoy 'em... most wouldn't...

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Fungus of the Month

... this years Amanita Muscaria var. Alba "crop" (ref: Manic Mushroom)...

... they usually appear in growths of three - although, think we may have accidentally run over the two others with the lawn mower during early stages of development - it's only September 1st, however, so we'll see... this guy has expanded to five inches in diameter... has become an annual event - don't know why they appear only on our property, and then only within the southeast corner of the lawn - have never encountered them anywhere else... research tells us that they are usually "symbiotic with conifers and hardwoods" (trees) - none of those around and the location they grow is in direct sunlight from dawn until around 3pm each day, when the sun sets beyond the shadow of a large sycamore tree to the west...

... we quit tryin' to figure out all the so called scientific bulls*t, however, and have just accepted them as another positive harbinger from the Great Spirit himself (itself..?) - mushrooms were perceived as powerful and mystical and associated with protection and power in Native American culture...