Sunday, August 27, 2017

Practical Science of Mini Cars and River Boards

... noticed that our old 'Mountain Machines' post gets a lot of views - there's apparently a few people out there with an interest in lifting their compact 'Suzuki SX4' automobiles and are looking for ideas...


... traced the viewer links to a few SX4 Forums out there and discovered some are having problems with broken strut bolts, apparently resulting from undue stresses subsequent to installation of the lift spacer kits - thought that we would point that out... we've had zero problems... don't know how hard  those people were drivin' those things but they're still just (disposable - our opinion) unibody compact cars - the lift will get you an inch or two additional clearance for unimproved gravel roads and for installing some larger tires, but you're still a far cry from a rock crawler... read that one guy had welded himself a locker axle (?) - we'd be curious to see how that performed, unfortunately, there was no follow-up... think that ya' would be better off tryin' to modify 'em with an old Suzuki Samurai (or Jeep Wrangler?) chassis if you're lookin' for serious off-road performance out of those things - you can do a lot with a cutting torch, mig welder and big nuts (and big wrench to turn 'em)...

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... and in this case some fiberglass (and a lot of skill) as well - Ed "Big Daddy" Roths 1960's 'Surfite' custom show car - that thing's settin' on an Austin Mini Cooper chassis (the above SX4 photo made us think of this thing)...

... incidentally, the SX4 is for sale for anyone interested...

... hey, by the way - what is that on the roof?...

... picked up a new NRS Quiver riverboard - short (9'-8" here) with a bit more volume, width and stiffness combined with a rockered bow and stern for performance in turbulent water - we hesitate to say "whitewater", which we officially consider anything Class III and above, and other than standing waves we still don't know how you would navigate a technical, rocky river of such on one of these things considering Newtons 1st Law of Motion, "... an object in motion will remain in motion unless a force acts upon it" - in our experience that force, when impacting a submerged shallow rock at three knots, has thus far been a wet face plant for the paddler - but we're not tryin' to paddle anything of that sort, anyway...

... having paddled open whitewater boats for many years, we will say that the board is a pretty nice design and does what it's meant to do - very responsive and spins on a dime - only very short and effortless forward strokes or bow or stern draws or pry's are needed to navigate this thing - a strong sweep will quickly overpower it...

... zero tracking in flatwater, so you'll probably become pretty frustrated if you're intentions are paddling around a lake or flat rivers - but it's not made for that anyway...

... Muscle Girl Sarah on some Bottom Yough Class I-II shoals...

... ditto for ZMan...

... as with all technology, however, it probably won't be long before people are runnin' the Grand Canyon or Niagara Gorge on these things (if not already - we don't really follow that stuff) - we envision a high tech board with adhesive velcro deck, combined with velcro soled boots hinged at the ankle and spring activated so the paddler falls forward upon impact and immediately springs back to vertical, just like one of those inflatable kids punching bags...

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Natural Camouflage

... was struttin' along early dawn a few weeks back and just happened to notice a large autumn leaf stuck to the side of a building wall - the colors really stood out against the dark wall background... considered it strange as it was the middle of July and all is perpetually green in these parts (at least for the next few months) - walked over to get a better look...

... closer view revealed it to be a large 'Imperial Moth' - seldom seen (in fact, the first one we ever saw) - it immediately fluttered to the ground at our presence...

... not the best images focus-wise... was totin' no camera gear but did have an inexpensive, backup, backup camera in the boot of the vehicle that we carry for work images as well as any unexpected (but potential) encounters with UFO's, paranormal phenomena or bigfoot (each of which never seems to photograph well anyway) - retrieved it and shot these few images... this is suspected to be a female as the males are mentioned to have more purplish (?) coloration on the wings... this gal was pretty big - longer than the camera body - we figure close to six inches in length - didn't have anything we could include for scale and was trying to limit our movements for fear of scaring her off - she was beating her wings the whole time (just like the giant movie 'Mothra') as if in preparation for rapid flight... 

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... here's an image we found on-line of the distinct similarity between the 'Imperial Moth' and an autumn 'Poplar' leaf - pretty cool... who knows - maybe we have seen hundreds of 'em ...

... anyone who can view this stuff (no matter how big or small) and not realize that there is something out there a lot bigger than us needs to go set under a large tree for a long period of time... 'Poplar' will do - might not see an 'Imperial Moth'...